**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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