I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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