Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
