so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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