last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
