The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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