I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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