Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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