Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I will be naked everywhere
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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