theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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