Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Naked. naked and bneed help.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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