Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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