On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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