Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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