his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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