trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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