No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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