I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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