love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
