I need help removing her.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
