North Korea, Best Korea!
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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