The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He uses pillows to masturbate.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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