So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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