We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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