he wants to bone in the snuggie
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's never too late to be topless.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I currently don't understand fingers.
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