My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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