nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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