I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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