Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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