i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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