what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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