Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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