You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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