I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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