All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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