Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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