ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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