So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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