the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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