I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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