Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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