You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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