so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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