Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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