Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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