Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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