Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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