I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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