why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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