I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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