Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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