my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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