everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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